today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
LMFAOOOO IM DONE!!! I’m done
| Aries: | Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... |
| Taurus: | OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. |
| Gemini: | Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! |
| Cancer: | *sobbing hysterically in a corner* |
| Leo: | EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! |
| Virgo: | LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! |
| Libra: | ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! |
| Scorpio: | SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. |
| Sagittarius: | CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. |
| Capricorn: | *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* |
| Aquarius: | *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* |
| Pisces: | I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. |
